• 11th October 2022

£54mill coronation while 14.5 mill Brits live in poverty

Gold teeth, Grey Goose, trippin' in the bathroom

• 19th November 2021

Why doesn’t USA want its citizens to travel anywhere?

People of the US beware! Johnny Foreigner is out to get you

• 23rd July 2020

Human trafficking & pedophilia don't equal pizza

And, for the love of whoever -- leave Tom Hanks out of it FFS

• 22nd June 2020

Who is Q? Theory is as controversial as QAnon

The mysterious "Q" first popped up on 4chan in 2017

• 24th May 2020

JFK Jr. faked his death with help of Trump apparently

"Chess master" Trump's planning his big return

• 24th March 2022

Vladimir Putin's mega yacht is so Putin-esque

Sit on the solid gold toilet and plan your next invasion

• 21st July 2022

Hush now with the AOC 'fake cuffs' nonsense

The fist in the air should have been a giveaway folks

• 31st July 2022

Prince Charles accepted money from Bin Ladens

He's linked to yet more shady financial transactions

• 30th June 2022

Tiger King douche Doc Antle banged up behind bars

Karma's a bitch douchebag. Now you know how your tigers feel

• 23rd March 2022

Lindsay Graham is a butt-sore SCOTUS bitch

Supreme Court has the real power— as Madison intended

• 7th July 2020

The truth about the #HimToo fake rape claims

The same old "false rape claims" trope regurgitated

• 2nd March 2022

AOC has notes for Biden's State of the Union speech

The POTUS is under fire from all sides. Can't he just get a break?

• 28th April 2016

National Enquirer hits new low with Prince 'AIDS' story

Just when you think it's not possible, they go surprise you

• 7th March 2022

Cry us a river over Andrew Cuomo's pity party

He's blaming it all on the c-c-c-c-c-cancel culture

• 10th July 2020

Will Ghislaine spill the dirty secrets to save her skin?

Hmmm...Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?

• 3rd March 2022

Trump's new app just gets shittier and shittier

Truth Social won't be causing Jack Dorsey any sleepless nights

• 3rd January 2021

Trump & Pecker bromance is made in tabloid heaven

Give Trump a tabloid platform -- what could possibly go wrong?

• 4th November 2020

What the world thinks of the U.S. season finale

American dream began turning into a nightmare decades ago.

• 21st September 2012

Paris Hilton's homophobic rant caught on tape

The chastity poster girl blasted gay men's sexual habits

• 16th July 2015

Hispanics love Donald Trump: says Donald Trump

You hear that, Hispanics? Y'all just LOVE Donald Trump