• 4th April 2023 Donald Trump surrenders in ALL CAPS Let's hope they're offering refunds on all those "lock her up" t-shirts
• 19th November 2021 Why doesn’t the USA want citizens to travel anywhere? People of the US beware! Johnny Foreigner is out to get you
• 23rd July 2020 Human trafficking & pedophilia don't equal pizza And, for the love of whoever — leave Tom Hanks out of it
• 24th May 2020 JFK Jr. faked his death with help of Trump apparently "Chess master" Trump's planning his big return
• 5th October 2022 Barron Trump's morphing into a Donald mini-me Watch out Donald Jr. there's a new Donald Trump clone in town
• 22nd June 2020 Who is Q? Theory is as controversial as QAnon The mysterious "Q" first popped up on 4chan in 2017
• 11th October 2022 £54mill coronation while 14.5 mill Brits live in poverty Gold teeth, Grey Goose, trippin' in the bathroom
• 4th September 2022 WTF with Eric Trump? Aside from everything You'd think the Trump spawn would stick together. Nah. Not so much
• 24th March 2022 Vladimir Putin's mega yacht is so Putin-esque Sit on the solid gold toilet and plan your next invasion
• 21st July 2022 Hush now with the AOC 'fake cuffs' nonsense The fist in the air should have been a giveaway folks
• 30th June 2022 Tiger King douche Doc Antle banged up behind bars Karma's a bitch douchebag. Now you know how your tigers feel
• 23rd March 2022 Lindsay Graham is a butt-sore SCOTUS bitch Supreme Court has the real power— as Madison intended
• 7th July 2020 The truth about the #HimToo fake rape claims The same old "false rape claims" trope regurgitated
• 28th April 2016 National Enquirer hits new low with Prince 'AIDS' story Just when you think it's not possible, they go surprise you
• 2nd March 2022 AOC has notes for Biden's State of the Union speech The POTUS is under fire from all sides. Can't he just get a break?
• 31st July 2022 Prince Charles accepted money from Bin Ladens He's linked to yet more shady financial transactions
• 7th March 2022 Cry us a river over Andrew Cuomo's pity party He's blaming it all on the c-c-c-c-c-cancel culture
• 10th July 2020 Will Ghislaine spill the dirty secrets to save her skin? Hmmm...Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?
• 3rd March 2022 Trump's new app just gets shittier and shittier Truth Social won't be causing Jack Dorsey any sleepless nights
• 3rd January 2021 Trump & Pecker bromance is made in tabloid heaven Give Trump a tabloid platform -- what could possibly go wrong?